"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls, because they can. It's part of their biology." Samantha from Sex in the City
So we’re kicking it the other day with a younger male cousin (age 23) and he decided he was going to school us as to why men cheat. ‘We just do it… all of us… no matter what race, nationality, or creed.’ After giving him the stankiest faces we could muster … he went on ‘men are only as faithful as their options… and we ALL have options…don’t get me wrong, we don’t cheat ALL the time, but if the right opportunity arises, we won’t turn it down.’ ... still angry but not really shocked, we clarified ‘so what ur saying is the most we can expect a man to be faithful is for some months, maybe?’. He nodded. Our reply ‘men ain’t shit!’ … him ‘the sooner yall know that, the better off yall will be’.
So there u have it in plain English. How do you feel about this? IS he exaggerating, are there men out there that won’t cheat AT ALL? Does he feel that way because he’s young? Do they change at a certain age? From his perception it doesn’t matter if the man is old or young, married or single. After our deep conversation, we then watched him manipulate about 3 different girls on the phone.
So we’re kicking it the other day with a younger male cousin (age 23) and he decided he was going to school us as to why men cheat. ‘We just do it… all of us… no matter what race, nationality, or creed.’ After giving him the stankiest faces we could muster … he went on ‘men are only as faithful as their options… and we ALL have options…don’t get me wrong, we don’t cheat ALL the time, but if the right opportunity arises, we won’t turn it down.’ ... still angry but not really shocked, we clarified ‘so what ur saying is the most we can expect a man to be faithful is for some months, maybe?’. He nodded. Our reply ‘men ain’t shit!’ … him ‘the sooner yall know that, the better off yall will be’.
So there u have it in plain English. How do you feel about this? IS he exaggerating, are there men out there that won’t cheat AT ALL? Does he feel that way because he’s young? Do they change at a certain age? From his perception it doesn’t matter if the man is old or young, married or single. After our deep conversation, we then watched him manipulate about 3 different girls on the phone.
He told girl number 1 ‘well baby, u know I don’t really make plans on Fridays… I just kind of go with the flow’
To girl number 2 ‘I work nights baby-girl, Fridays are no good’
To girl number 3 he told ‘I have something special planned for u, a secret date, Friday night’
UGHHH …secret date? Secret from who was our question… sadly ALL of these girls are under the impression that they’re the one! …sigh… We were totally disgusted as we watched him charm his way into not only their pants but their hearts.
Why must he be like that? Why must that dog chase the cat?
Signing off,
Bill Clinton and Jessie Jackson
Bill Clinton and Jessie Jackson
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6 comments:
August 12, 2009 at 9:29 AM
Here I am again, since I'm the only commentator.. Now this is funni.. Of course ALL men do not cheat.. That's like saying all blk ppl are hood or all white ppl love rock n roll... Of course the majority will tell you that everyone does, but I don't think it's fair to say every single one does cause that's a lie..
Speaking from my point of view, I think it's mentality and maturity level. A dude can be still a lil a** boy @ 23 or he can be a G.A.M. It all depends on the individual. I think the reasons why men cheat are a lot more complex than everyone makes it seem. We're not all just dogs and that's not in all our blood. I think what it is, is we're just weak when it comes down to it. Because the good men(and you'll know if you have a good one or not long before he cheats) who are in real relationships that truly appreciate their women, they're not going out with intentions to cheat. They may go out and look @ women and talk sh*t wit they're friends to be one of the boys, but they don't really want to jeopardize losing someone good (if they're good). But now if someone starts throwin theirselves at him OR someone from the past pops up talkin crazy then that's where the weakness kicks in!
Where a lot of women go wrong is when they get/got a good man and then taint the relationship wit the thoughts/expectations of him cheating. Then in reality, they break up with him in hopes of finding the perfect man and end up wit someone even worse. Plus in today's world, women ain't sh*t neither!
Damn I need my own show!
Signing off,
Mr. Miyagi schoolin you grasshoppers
August 12, 2009 at 1:38 PM
Def an interesting topic...keep up the good work ladies. And no, not all men cheat, there are good men out there. I agree with mr. miyagi...lol, you can't categorize everyone, and women be on some ish as well.
Signing off,
YPJimH
August 24, 2009 at 2:11 PM
MA-freakin-LARKEY...
I do believe that many men succeed in being faithful to their partners. However, the scientific truth is that males are really 'programmed' to inseminate as many attractive females as possible.
So, the fact of the matter is that the human race has survived in a major way because primitive men went around knocking up a lot of chicks – thus ensuring the continuance of the human race. Seeing that centuries of civilization have had an effect on dudes – they now understand that it’s probably not wise to impregnate every nice-looking woman they meet.
The truth is that the average man is more interested in sex than the average woman and is much more likely to: take sexual risks, regardless of the consequences, be unfaithful, and pay for sex.
The slightest thing can set them off, too – for instance: the sight of boobs and ass, the sound of stilettos clacking across the floor, and even a whiff of perfume.
It has nothing to do with being “weak” Miyagi. I think men should “man the hell up” and just accept what they are.
I get so annoyed when people like Miyagi suggest that a woman must do things like turn their lives around to make it easier for a man to be a man. Or blaming women for screwing up a relationship.
If men didn’t walk around with that pathetic “Men are weak” excuse, we wouldn’t have many of the problems we face today.
Case in point, I know cousin is only 23, but somewhere someone (I would bet my last dollar it was another man) told him that he should treat women as if they’re idiots and not give them the right to choose. Why shouldn't I be able to let you know whether or not I am okay with you messing with two other chicks? Why do you have to lie about your shit? Most men are not worried about hurting a woman. They’re worried about losing that third or fourth piece of ass.
My advice to women is to never underestimate the power of a man's sexual response.
August 24, 2009 at 5:32 PM
You're definitely a winner, a winner baby!
Points well made. And we agree using weakness as an excuse is WHACK...
How about that Mr. Miyagi?!
Wax on, Wax Off
Signing off,
The Next Karate Kids
August 24, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Hey Jimmy,
Thanks for your support! Stay tuned for more topics. Ur opinion is greatly appreciated.
Signing off,
Mattia and Mettler :)
August 25, 2009 at 3:04 PM
:::Sigh:::
why yall put my business up here! lol j/k
while I was the queen of getting cheated on and I might be a man hater, I dont think all men cheat. Its just that the men WE know are at the point in their lives where they dont wanna settle down. And I do believe men get it out of them eventually. yall laugh, but this is why i like to date an older man.(ie yall dads) dont get me wrong i know older duded cheat too. the 23 yr old asshole is right too tho, men are only as faithful as their options. and i also heard a quote that says all relationships are open, women just dont know it.
so this is what we do ladies, just wait for the right one to come along and if you make a mistake and think he's the right one and ends up cheating, get pregnat by him and take him for all he's worth. That is all!
~Jihan
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